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Dieting and all that jazz
WI, day 2: 290.2.

Of course the scale likes to play with my mind.  It can never give the same reading twice in a row.  Why do I step on the scale more than once, you ask?  Because that's how I roll.  I am anal retentive.  I need confirmation that the scale is not lying to me, not trying to trick me.  Which it totally does.  As evidenced by the multiple different numbers it laughingly spits out at me each time I step on it.


My lowest number this morning was 289.6, which would have been really nice if for nothing else than it got me out of the 290's.  But whatever, the number I got twice was 290.2.  Fucking scale.

I drank all my water today, so that's two days of floating away in a sea of my own pee.  And I don't even start the water month until tomorrow.  Go me.

Which reminds me, I should probably record my upcoming goals so I can't squirm out of them later and be all, "But, hey, it's all good, I'm doing just fine with this dieting shit, who needs goals anyway?"  Which I have a tendency to do, even if it's just in my own head to myself.

July - Drink 8 cups of water each day, every day.  2 cups can be 0-cal liquid, like Coke Zero.  The other six have to be water (flavored water counts dammit) (fuck all y'all who say it doesn't) (because IT TOTALLY DOES).

August - Eat 5 servings of fruits and/or vegetables each day, every day.  I'm still debating as to whether or not I'm going to count corn as a veggie.  Because it's totally a veggie to me, but the so-called "experts" are all, "Dude, it's a STARCH, not a veggie."  Which is so wrong.

September - Exercise at least 3 times per week.  This used to be last on the goal list, but with my new Leslie-will-drag-my-ass-to-the-gym deal going on, I figure it'll be easy peasy.  Or at least not the 7th circle of hell.

October - Journal everything I eat.  I dread this goal. 

November - Stay within my points/plan ahead.  I laugh at the idea of actually doing this.  Plan?  Ahead?  Wha?

See y'all tomorrow with more numbers and my first official water day ounce count!

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I've always wanted to be able to be mindful enough to journal everything I eat, maybe to the point that I actually look up the calories and everything too. When you get to October, I'll probably try and join you with that too, if only because I'll have someone who checks in on me.

Also, on your tags, I definitely read "fat" and "fiction" as "fat fiction," which I think would be the best title for a book ever.

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